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5You cautiously push the door open...
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5"Hey," says Robert, "it's the pizza!"
5"What took you so long?" asks Colin.
5"Oh, never mind," he says, "it's that
5Mr. Pancreas guy."
5"Now," says Robert, "did you get the
5order right? Double black olives,
5sausage, hamburger, and pepperoni?"
5"No, it's me. Captain Spleen."
5"Aww, no pizza?" asks Robert.
5"Nope, sorry," you say.
5"No gyros, either?" asks Colin.
5"No. I've come to rescue you. Has that
5door been unlocked all this time?"
5"Well," says Robert, "we didn't bother
5to check it."
5"Are you the only person who's coming to
5rescue us?" asks Colin.
5"Yeah, why?"
5"Well," he says, "we were hoping for
5someone cuter. Are you sure you don't
5have Olivia Hussey with you?"
5You check your pockets.
5"Nope. Just Kent here."
5"Hi, Kent," they say in unison.
5"Pineapple," says Kent.
5No one sees any point in this, so the
5conversation moves on.
5"So," says Robert, "when are we gonna
5get out of here?"
5"Whenever you're ready," you say.
5"Well, I'm ready," says Colin.
5"Alright. Let's go."
5"You know," says Colin to Robert, "this
5would make a cool computer game."
5"Yeah," agrees Robert.
5"Hey," you say, turning to them.
5"This isn't my universe, how come it's
5so much like mine?"
5"Well," says Kent. "Well..."
5He things too hard about it, and dies.
5You all ignore him.
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5"Well," explains Colin, "we didn't want
5to make the game too hard for you."
5"Ok, incidentally," you say, "I don't
5have a ship here."
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5"What's that then?" asks Robert,
5pointing to your right.
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5Looking to your right, you see...
5the Lemon!
5"How did you do that?" you ask.
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5"Well," says Kent, climbing out of the
5lemon, "the bacteria who decomposed my
5body evolved over billions of years
5into a race of 'intelligent' beings.
5Eventually, they went back in time to
5colonize a new planet in the past. Due
5to poor planning, most of them died out.
5the rest of them went their separate
5ways. Some were reduced to cannibalism.
5Others became hunters and gatherers.
5Over about 10 million years,
5civilizations were formed, cultures
5were created, and legends about wimpy
5little nerds who became incredibly
5strong whenever they ate a can of
5spinach were written."
5"Astounding! It only took 10 million
5years to create that?"
5"Yes, but that's not all. Anyway,
5eventually, I was born into this world.
5I was surfing the web one day when I
5found Captain Spleen ][, and I found
5out that you were in need of a ship,
5so I went to Billyways, waited until you
5and I left with Thelonius Q. Greengenes,
5and finally, I get into the Lemon and
5brought it here."
5"You realize now," says Robert, "that
5you've created a paradox?"
5"Shut up!" says Kent. "It worked,
5didn't it?"
5"This is just all so inconcievable,"
5you say.
5"We're the programmers," says Colin.
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5The four of you pile into the Lemon.
5Robert takes the pilot's seat.
5"Hey," he says. "The ship doesn't work."
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5"Hey, Lieutennant Liver, have you been
5looking at this funny little dial here?
5It's called the FUEL GAUGE, and you know
5what? It's reading at EMPTY."
5"Oh, great," says Colin, "we're not
5going anywhere now. Guess you'll just
5have to press CTRL-Q to quit."
5You decided to do exactly that.
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5"Oh," says Robert, "I could fix this if
5I only had some playdoh and a couple of
5staples. Got any?"
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5"Sorry, no staples," you say.
5"Oh, great," says Colin, "we're not
5going anywhere now. Guess you'll just
5have to press CTRL-Q to quit."
5You decided to do exactly that.
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5"Sorry, no playdoh," you say.
5"Oh, great," says Colin, "we're not
5going anywhere now. Guess you'll just
5have to press CTRL-Q to quit."
5You decided to do exactly that.
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5"Yeah," you say. You hand them over to
5Robert, who disappears into the engine
5room.
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5He emerges a moment later.
5"It's all fixed!" he declares. "Where do
5you wanna go next?"
5"Disne--" you start to say, but Colin
5interrupts you.
5"Let's go to Randall's," he says.
5"Alrighty," says Robert.
5He engages lightspeed, and a moment
5later annouces, "here we are."
5"We can stop here," says Robert, "but we
5can't use this playdoh anymore. We'd
5better get the ship fixed."
5"Wait till after we eat," says Colin.
5"I'll do it," says Kent.
5"Okay." says Colin.
5Kent straps himself into the driver's
5seat.
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5"Hold on to this," says Robert, handing
5you the now black and incredibly warm
5lump of playdoh. Absent mindedly, you
5shove it into your pocket, and enter
5the restaurant.
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